smoke a joint
Marrying a fitter and far more flexible partner has many advantages, but as this man found out to his peril, it can also have its downsides.
Russian businessman Bakhtiyar Salimov, 45, was forced to call emergency services after sex with his ballerina wife.
The hapless man was taken to hospital suffering severe back pains after having sex with wife, the former Bolshoi prima ballerina Anastasia Volochkova.
The 38-year-old former ballet star made headlines in 2003 after being dropped by the world-renowned Bolshoi ballet for being too fat, a decision she successfully sued the company over.
The two had been celebrating Mr Salimov’s recovery from a serious illness and Ms Volochkova described the after-effects of their sex thus: ‘Afterwards the pain was so bad from his back that we called the ambulance out twice but the medication they gave him didn’t help.
‘He can’t stand up and is currently confined to his bed.’
Like all exercise, perhaps a quick warm up would have prevented such a painful outcome.
that is beautiful. such an admirable decision :) proid of her! thanks, tutusandcake!
Royal Ballet artist Claudia Dean
photos by The Ballet Bag
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY SHE LEFT THOUGH
"When you grow up you’re taught to chase your dreams… I was lucky enough to reach them. Sometimes though, when you get there, they don’t live up to your expectations. I’ve asked myself: Does hard work always pay off the way you want it to? Life is too short to not be 100% happy. They say you can’t judge someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes and I know there will be people who will not understand, nor agree with this but if I can just ask for everybody to please respect my decision. I have decided to resign from the Royal Ballet Company at the end of the season. I am moving back to Australia, to live a normal life, to have a normal job, but most importantly, to be surrounded by the people whom I’ve missed greatly and who have supported me for the last 21 years; my family. I’m someone who knows what I want and will always be true to myself. It’s truly incredible where life can take you. Thankyou to everyone who has been a part of my journey over the last 5 years here in London - it’s been amazing! But I am beyond excited to start this new chapter in my life and… Cheers to new beginnings!!! : )))"
- Claudia Dean (from her twitter) obsessivedancingdisorder
this is fukcing bullshit
how do i get a higher arabesque???????????J
(C) Gene Schiavone
Alina Cojocaru-Sleeping Beauty
It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.
GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT
I want you to go man!
SIGNAL BOOST BC THIS IS IMPORTANT
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
Olga Smirnova-La Dame aux Camelias
Original photo credits: Batya Annadurdyev
Svetlana Zakharova and ….(sorry but I can’t recognize the male dancer. Please add his name of you know it)